Manny Pacquiao

Filipino Pride

I’m not actually a fan of Manny Pacquiao but I’m pretty proud that he is Filipino. Also, he’s known for being so generous and helpful toward his fellow Filipinos.

I personally love his fights due to the following reasons:

1.) People gather to watch his fights together. They talk about their lives during breaks, they PRAY together. There’s unity.
2.) Its a good opportunity to announce something important. If you want to propose, it’s a good opportunity.
3.) Low crime-rate. Everyone is busy watching Manny. Snatchers are busy. And also, there are less people on the streets. No victim.
4.) Less suicide rate. No one will suicide thinking nobody will notice them. Again, everyone is so busy watching.
5.) Kids can eat chocolates and run all day. Parents are so busy watching.
6.) Day-off for tricycle drivers.
7.) No traffic.
8.) Less air pollution.

And so many other reasons. Though, there are also disadvantages.

1.) It’s gonna be pretty hard to reach a certain destination unless you have a car. No drivers.
2.) Less income for fast food chains and mall. Unless they’re having a live streaming in which people will go and buy food.
3.) Too many people can cause stampede which will probably harm others.
4.) Suffocation.
And a lot more.

Whatever the case is, let’s admit that we’re pretty proud of Manny. Win or lose, he’ll still be a Filipino Pride.

Sunday Morning

A lot of people thinks that Sunday is the most boring day of the week. Sunday is my chance to go to church and be thankful cause I have thousands of reasons to wake up in the morning.

And ..

I’m off now. Need to get enough sleep for tomorrow. But I can assure you that I will continue posting random stuffs that will make you laugh, make you scream, make you burst into tears, make you fall in love, make you wet your pants, and make you cry for your mom XD So good night.

MOST EMBARRASSING STORIES

Let’s face it – we’ve all had our share of embarrassing moments. Just be thankful that none of them were as humiliating (and hilarious!) as these:

“A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!”

“A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, “No, I’m just looking at your nuts.” The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away.”

“A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE.” That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word ‘Tampax’ for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, “Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?” She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed. The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, “I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments.” The cunning guy now yells loudly, “What do you mean by $500?”

source: http://www.onlyfunnystories.com/

Are you scared? (insert seedy smile here)

After reading those scary stories, they aren’t scary to be honest but yeah, maybe some of you can’t sleep. (funny how I’m talking like I have lots of readers when I probably have none)

So here are some jokes/funny stuffs that will make you forget about ghosts before you sleep.

PRANK GONE WRONG

Teke Teke is the ghost of a Japanese schoolgirl who roams the train stations of Japan. In life, this girl was a scardey cat and people are always playing practical jokes on her.

One day at the train station after school, her friends decided to put a cicada, a bug that appears in the summer in Japan, on her shoulder. Sadly, this turned out to be a fatal prank. She was so scared she fell off of the platform and was hit by a shinkansen (The fastest train in Japan) and her body was split in two.

Now she is haunting the train stations of Japan, dragging herself with her elbows and sometimes her hands. She is known to kill people with her scythe and split people in half with the harsh speed of the Shinkansen to make her victims feel her pain. Her name is “Teke Teke” or “Bata Bata” because of the noise she makes when she is dragging herself around.

Source: http://urbanlegendsonline.com/

CLOWN STATUE

This girl was babysitting for some family friends one night, a little boy and a little girl. The parents had a fetish for clowns and had collected clowns from around the world for years, setting aside a room in the house just to put them on display. That night, the children were playing in this very room. Many of the clowns were just statues, and some were life-size, one in particular, was seated in a small child-like rocking chair.

The babysitter started to feel more and more uneasy about this statue throughout the night. She felt as though the eyes were following her, whenever she moved around the room with the children. She decided to call the parents. “I’m so sorry to bother you”, she said, “but I was wondering if I could move this clown that you have in the rocking chair, it’s starting to scare the kids and I.”

“What clown are you referring to? I don’t recall us having a clown fitting that description. Are you sure its sitting in the rocking chair?” the mother asked hurriedly.

“Yes, I’m sure.” said the girl. “It’s sitting right here, I’m looking at it right now…Why? I know it’s probably very old and I shouldn’t attempt to move it out of the way, but.”

“Take the kids and get out of the house, now. The neighbor across the street will let you in. Call me immediately when you get there.” and with that, the mother hung up.

Frightened and confused, the babysitter grabbed the kids and ran out. When she and the kids arrived safely at the neighbors, she called and the mother answered. “What’s wrong? Did something happen? Are you all okay?” the girl asked.
“Yes, we are fine, but it’s not us we are worried about, it’s you and the kids. I’m so glad you called–we were afraid this would happen again. We will be there shortly along with the police, I’ll explain everything when we get there”, and the mother hung up.

The parents later explained to the girl that for some time, the next-door neighbor had been giving them problems. He was mentally ill, heard voices, the whole bit. On numerous occasions he had snuck into their house and tried to kidnap the children. This time, he dressed up in a clown suit, painted his face, and waited quietly until he had the opportunity to do what he came to do.

The parents had informed the police many times but never had any proof until now about what was happening. They thanked the girl, paid her, and drove her home.

Source: http://urbanlegendsonline.com

Shitai and O’lwa

This is a story of darkest woe. In ancient Japan there lived a vicious husband called Shitai who by his actions, turned his wife into a ghost. His unfortunate wife’s name was O’lwa and he murdered her because he desired another woman. His wife had barely risen from child birth when her deceitful husband Shitai poisoned which caused her hair to fall out in bloody handfuls, her eyes to bulge from their sockets and her pretty mouth to blacken. With certain death overcoming her she realized to her utter horror that her husband had poisoned her. In her despair, she killed her newborn and herself.

Shitai felt no remorse, for now he could do as he wished, or so he thought. He soon found that his dirty deed had a terrifying price.

With a ghoul’s fury, O’lwa appeared to him everywhere as a furious spirit.
Everything he looked at assumed the staring ghostly face of O’lwa mouthing curses at the deceitful geezer. If he walked in the garden he would find her there wailing over the lifeless body of their child.

Her bitter accusations sounded ceaselessly in his ears.
Defiant and undeterred, Shitai married his young mistress thinking that O’lwa would realize the futility of further hauntings.

On the day of his wedding, he lifted his lover’s bridal veil only to find O’lwa’s ghostly image looking back at him in ghoulish disgust.

Instantly, Shitai drew his sword and beheaded the terrifying specter. Silence fell on the gathering as to everyone’s total dismay he had murdered his bride, not the ghost.

Source: http://urbanlegendsonline.com

HANAKO: The Bathroom Ghost

Hanako, the ghost in the toilet, almost achieved the status of a national phenomena in Japanese legend 20 years ago, when a wave of stories of ghost-sightings swept through the nation’s school yards.

Every child had a “Hanako” story to tell. The stories, of course, are many and varied but every schoolchild in Japan, at one time or another, has stood in dread and anticipation as he or she ventured into the school toilet alone.

This is similar to the legend of Kashima Reiko, a female ghost without legs who also lives in school bathrooms. She calls out “Where are my legs?” when people enter the bathroom. The correct way to answer her varies. In one version, you have to say: Kashima Reiko: KA = Kamen (Mask), SHI = Shinin (dead person), MA=Ma (Demon).

Yet another version features Aoi Manto or Aka Manto, a male ghost who waits in the last stall in the girls’ bathroom. Anyone entering the bathroom hears a voice asking, “Which do you prefer, the red paper or the blue paper?”
If they pick “red,” he kills them by slashing their back or neck repeatedly with a blade, to make them look like they’re wearing a red cape. If they pick “blue,” then they’re killed by hanging.

He’s known as Aka Manto, Aoi Manto, Aoi Hanten, Aka Kami, and Aoi Kami.

source: http://urbandlegendsonline.com

BURIED ALIVE

And no, I’m not talking about the movie.

My great-great grandmother, who had been ill for some time now, finally passed away. My great-great grandfather was devastated beyond belief. She was his one true love and they had been married for over 50 years. They had been married so long it was if they knew each others thoughts.Even after the doctor announced her dead, my great-great grandfather still insisted that she was not. He had to literally be pried away from his wife’s body so they could prepare her for a burial.

Back in those days they had simple backyard burial plots, without the body going through any preservation or embalming. The body was simply committed to the coffin and buried. Throughout this process, my great-great grandfather protested so much that he had to be sedated and put to bed. His wife was buried, and that was that.

That night, he woke to a horrific vision of his wide hysterically trying to scratch her way out of the coffin. He phoned the doctor immediately and begged to have his wife’s body exhumed. The doctor refused. He continued to have this nightmare every night that week, and each day after begged the doctor to remove his wife from the grave.

Finally, the doctor gave in, and the local authorities had the coffin removed from the ground and pried open. To everyone’s horror and amazement, my great great grandmothers nails were bent back, and there were obvious scratches on the inside of the coffin. Story submitted by April

Source : http://www.halloween-website.com/